Amelia Ward likes taking pictures of straight lines because she finds she cannot walk them. She also likes writing about herself in the third person. Her scribbles have been published in Peanuts Miscellany, on Kerouac’s Dick and I-MA-HIP-STIR.R.RAM.I*. She is a regular contributor to Grunge Bob Shit Pants collaborative artzine. Unfortunately these things don’t pay the bills, so she works in a crumbling office block writing copy enticing people to purchase colonic hydrotherapy, laser hair removal and lipolysis at reduced prices. Amelia dreams of a better life.